Ahoy hoy! I'm Ted, a musician, writer, amateur programmer, DJ, total political junkie, video editor, retro gamer and avid drummer who spends too much time looking at the stars. Naturally therefore, this website is a little… fragmented. As a guide, on here we have the following:

• Music - A guide to my discography as a musician, where I operate under the alias of "Engine Two".
• Stories - A ready-to-read bibliography of a series of action-comedy short stories that I write in my spare time.
• Drums - Drum transcriptions (sheet music) for songs I happen to think need transcriptions.
• B-Side Guide - A little corner where I collect all the bonus tracks and B-sides of my favourite albums and make unofficial compilations out of them.

Feel free to peruse how you like, as unless you're a web crawler (see robots.txt), I have no control over where you go.

If you want to find me elsewhere, my socials (and what's on them) are the following:

• YouTube - Music, memes, mixes, and anything else that takes my fancy.
• Bandcamp - Only the latest of my music.
• SoundCloud - Only the oldest of my music.
• Mixcloud - Used on the rare occasion that YouTube takes down a mix of mine.
• Discogs - Buy the records I don't want and read the occasional review.
• Twitch - hell will freeze over before i use this website again

To make it abundantly clear - this website is not finished. The stuff which I want it to feature (stories, drum transcriptions) are finished, I just haven't got them up yet.

I buy too many CDs. Not pictured: the vinyl I buy too much of.