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As you may have heard, in 2023, the Beatles re-entered the singles charts for the final time (or so we're told) with "Now and Then", a song written by John Lennon in 1977, attempted to be completed by the remaining three Beatles in 1996, and finally finished in 2021/2. So, yeah, this song was a long time coming. And it was treated as such, reaching number one in the UK, being their 18th number one single. The problem that you may have guessed, given the title of this page, is that The Beatles' 2000 compilation, 1, which includes all of their number one singles, has become outdated. Many have suggested that it should not be updated, as "Now and Then" shouldn't be put next to the rest of the Beatles catalogue. I don't agree, but even if you did want to update it, you'd likely run into a bit of a problem. That being that the 1 compilation, in its current form, is 78 minutes long, and "Now and Then" is four minutes long. Now, in case you need a quick recap, 78 + 4 is in fact 82, and 82 > 80. Therefore (or ∴ if you're still feeling the maths), "Now and Then" won't fit on the 1 compilation in CD form, and so we must give up and cry.

Or can we? I have come up with an alternate take on the album which rectifies one other issue people have with the album. A lot of people dislike how the album only includes songs that reached number one on the official UK and US charts, so songs like "Please Please Me", which reached number one on a number of UK charts but not the official one, are not included. This concept fixes that issue by accounting for all charts. I have gone through each single and checked the… Wikipedia page for it to see if it charted at number one anywhere. After putting all of these songs together, you get a double CD set, with "Now and Then" and a bunch of other new songs. I've made a tracklist here which lists where each track mentioned reached number one, except when there's way too many to count, in which case it's left blank.

Now, do I personally recommend using this as an introduction to the Beatles? No. Do I think this is a valid replacement of the current 1 set? No. Do I think that this is in any way a cohesive album summarising the Beatles' career? Absolutely not. But is it a neat concept that I came up with one time? Yes. And so it's here.

CD 1

No. Title Charted at number one in Length
1 Love Me Do Australia (Kent Music Report), New Zealand (Lever Hit Parade), US (Billboard, Cash Box) 2:22
2 Please Please Me UK (NME, Melody Maker, Disc) 2:00
3 From Me to You Ireland (IRMA), New Zealand (Lever Hit Parade), South Africa (Springbok), UK (OCC) 1:56
4 She Loves You 2:18
5 I Want to Hold Your Hand 2:24
6 Roll Over Beethoven Australia (Kent Music Report), Denmark (Salgshitlisterne) 2:48
7 I Saw Her Standing There Australia (Kent Music Report), Canada (CHUM), Denmark (Salgshitlisterne), New Zealand (Lever Hit Parade) 2:55
8 All My Loving Australia (Kent Music Report), Canada (CHUM), Finland (The Official Finnish Charts), Sweden (Kvällstoppen, Tio i Topp) 2:04
9 This Boy Canada (CHUM) 2:13
10 Twist and Shout Argentina (CAPTIF), Finland (The Official Finnish Charts), New Zealand (Lever Hit Parade), US (Cash Box) 2:32
11 Can't Buy Me Love 2:11
12 Do You Want to Know a Secret US (Teletheatre Research Institute, allegedly) 1:56
13 A Hard Day's Night 2:34
14 Long Tall Sally Denmark (Salgshitlisterne), Sweden (Kvällstoppen) 2:03
15 Ain't She Sweet Sweden (Tio i Topp) 2:10
16 I Should Have Known Better Chile (Billboard), Netherlands (Dutch Top 100), Norway (VG-lista) 2:44
17 If I Fell Norway (VG-lista) 2:22
18 I Feel Fine 2:25
19 She's a Woman New Zealand (Lever Hit Parade) 3:00
20 Eight Days a Week Canada (RPM), Netherlands (Dutch Top 100), US (Billboard, Cash Box) 2:44
21 Ticket to Ride 3:10
22 Rock and Roll Music Australia (Kent Music Report), Finland (The Official Finnish Charts), Norway (VG-lista), Sweden (Kvällstoppen) 2:30
23 No Reply Netherlands (Dutch Top 40) 2:15
24 I'll Follow the Sun Sweden (Tio i Topp) 1:49
25 Help! 2:18
26 Yesterday Belgium (Flanders Ultratop), Finland (The Official Finnish Charts), Netherlands (Dutch Top 100), Norway (VG-lista), Sweden (Kvällstoppen, Tio i Topp), US (Billboard, Cash Box) 2:03
27 We Can Work It Out 2:15
28 Day Tripper 2:50
29 Michelle 2:40
30 Nowhere Man Australia (Kent Music Report), Canada (RPM), US (Record World) 2:44
31 Drive My Car Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia) 2:28
32 Girl Argentina (CAPIF), Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia) 2:32
33 Paperback Writer 2:16
78:22

CD 2

No. Title Charted at number one in Length
1 Eleanor Rigby Australia (Go-Set), Belgium (Walloon Ultratop), Canada (RPM), New Zealand (Listener), UK (Record Retailer) 2:08
2 Yellow Submarine 2:38
3 Strawberry Fields Forever Australia (Go-Set), Belgium (Walloon Ultratop), Netherlands (Dutch Top 100, Dutch Top 40), Norway (VG-lista), Sweden (Kvällstoppen) 4:07
4 Penny Lane 3:03
5 All You Need is Love 3:57
6 Hello, Goodbye 3:27
7 I Am the Walrus Belgium (Walloon Ultratop) 4:33
8 Lady Madonna 2:16
9 Hey Jude 7:12
10 Revolution Australia (Go-Set), Belgium (Walloon Ultratop), New Zealand (Listener) 3:21
11 Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Australia (Go-Set, Kent Music Report), Austria (Ö3), Japan (Oricon), New Zealand (Listener), Switzerland (Swiss Hitparade), West Germany (Musikmarkt) 3:07
12 Get Back 3:13
13 Don't Pass Me By Denmark (Tipparaden) 3:51
14 The Ballad of John and Yoko 2:59
15 Something Australia (Go-Set), Canada (RPM), New Zealand (Listener), US (Billboard), West Germany (Musikmarkt) 2:59
16 Come Together Australia (Go-Set), Belgium (Musikmarkt), US (Billboard, Cash Box), West Germany (Official German Charts) 4:19
17 Let It Be 3:50
18 The Long and Winding Road Canada (RPM), US (Billboard, Cash Box) 3:40
19 For You Blue Canada (Maple Leaf System), US (Billboard) 2:32
20 Got to Get You into My Life Canada (RPM) 2:27
21 Free as a Bird Scotland (OCC) 4:26
22 Now and Then Austria (Ö3), Germany (Official German Charts), UK (OCC) 4:08
78:54

Great, now I've just got to make sure no Beatlehead notices that I haven't included the German version of "I Want to Hold Your"- HEY! HI! Hello, hi, how are you? A missing track? Oh, yeah, you mean the solo careers. Here, I made a tracklist of a 1-style compilation (with the original rules of UK and US number ones only) but with music from the Fab Four's solo careers!

1 (2, 3, 4)

No. Title Original release Length
1 My Sweet Lord Harrison - All Things Must Pass (1970) 4:39
2 Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey McCartney (and Linda) - Ram (1971) 4:49
3 Imagine Lennon - Imagine (1971) 3:03
4 My Love McCartney (and Wings) - Red Rose Speedway (1973) 4:07
5 Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) Harrison - Living in the Material World (1973) 3:36
6 Photograph Starr - Ringo (1973) 4:00
7 You're Sixeteen (You're Beautiful and You're Mine) 2:46
8 Band on the Run McCartney (and Wings) - Band on the Run (1973) 5:09
9 Whatever Gets You thru the Night Lennon - Walls and Bridges (1974) 3:27
10 Listen to What the Man Said McCartney (and Wings) - Venus and Mars (1975) 3:57
11 Silly Love Songs McCartney (and Wings) - Wings at the Speed of Sound (1976) 5:54
12 Mull of Kintyre McCartney (and Wings) - non-album single (1977) 4:45
13 With a Little Luck McCartney (and Wings) - London Town (1978) 3:13
14 Coming Up (Live in Glasgow) McCartney (and Wings) - non-album single, originally from McCartney II (1980) 4:10
15 (Just Like) Starting Over Lennon (and Ono) - Double Fantasy (1980) 3:54
16 Woman 3:32
17 Ebony and Ivory McCartney (and Stevie Wonder) - Tug of War (1982) 3:42
18 Say Say Say McCartney (and Michael Jackson) - Pipes of Peace (1983) 3:55
19 Pipes of Peace McCartney - Pipes of Peace (1983) 3:24
20 Got My Mind Set on You Harrison - Cloud Nine (1987) 3:50
79:52



Released: 13 November 2000

Length: 78:39

Personal rating: 10 / 10

  1. "Love Me Do" – 2:21
  2. "From Me to You" – 1:55
  3. "She Loves You" – 2:21
  4. "I Want to Hold Your Hand" – 2:24
  5. "Can't Buy Me Love" – 2:11
  6. "A Hard Day's Night" – 2:33
  7. "I Feel Fine" – 2:18
  8. "Eight Days a Week" – 2:43
  9. "Ticket to Ride" – 3:08
  10. "Help!" – 2:18
  11. "Yesterday" – 2:05
  12. "Day Tripper" – 2:48
  13. "We Can Work It Out" – 2:15
  14. "Paperback Writer" – 2:16
  15. "Yellow Submarine" – 2:37
  16. "Eleanor Rigby" – 2:06
  17. "Penny Lane" – 3:00
  18. "All You Need is Love" – 3:46
  19. "Hello, Goodbye" – 3:26
  20. "Lady Madonna" – 2:15
  21. "Hey Jude" – 7:03
  22. "Get Back" – 3:13
  23. "The Ballad of John and Yoko" – 2:57
  24. "Something" – 3:01
  25. "Come Together" – 4:16
  26. "Let It Be" – 3:48
  27. "The Long and Winding Road" – 3:36